Inspired by a crack idea I came up with when talking to my friend, and after listening to a quote from a South Park episode (at least I think it was South Park). The idea was something about Malice (an OC of mine) being the Major's chef or some sort of servant, and her not liking him one bit (think "Clerks": just because she serves you doesn't mean she likes you). This is an example of what he has to put up with when giving her a simple order:
PS: I need to learn how to draw straight lines.
EDIT: Apparentally calling someone a "smartass" is a horrible offense. My apologies. I just assumed that since people liked leaving sarcastic comments they could appreciate a sarcastic answer. Sorry for assuming.