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Malice und ze Major (Hellsing Fanart 
27th-Oct-2008 10:23 pm
Inspired by a crack idea I came up with when talking to my friend, and after listening to a quote from a South Park episode (at least I think it was South Park). The idea was something about Malice (an OC of mine) being the Major's chef or some sort of servant, and her not liking him one bit (think "Clerks": just because she serves you doesn't mean she likes you). This is an example of what he has to put up with when giving her a simple order:


PS: I need to learn how to draw straight lines.

EDIT: Apparentally calling someone a "smartass" is a horrible offense. My apologies. I just assumed that since people liked leaving sarcastic comments they could appreciate a sarcastic answer. Sorry for assuming.
28th-Oct-2008 02:34 am (UTC)
I love the first panel. Cool mouth.

Yeah, it was South Park. They used to say that to the bus driver.
28th-Oct-2008 02:37 am (UTC)
Oh yes, I am certainly proud of drawing the Major's big fat mouth. Never ever thought I'd say that. XD
28th-Oct-2008 02:59 am (UTC)
haha that was actually funny XDD

I must say, the mouth was very well drawn. oh, and don't worry, straight lines are a bitch to draw sometimes :)

28th-Oct-2008 03:10 am (UTC)
Oh yes they are. >_< hehe, and glad you liked it. ^^
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28th-Oct-2008 03:59 am (UTC) - Re: PROTIP
Will do, smartass.
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28th-Oct-2008 04:21 am (UTC) - Re: PROTIP
Well, lots of professional artists use them. It isn't so much a smart ass comment as it is a tip.

I know in my Graphic Design course they told me a ruler was one of my best friends for the field. It's used a lot and you were complaining. It's impossible to draw a straight line without a straight edge of some form. Even a clipboard or book would've helped.

By the way I can't help but notice how refined and well done Major's mouth is drawn compared to the rest of the artwork. And the shading where the others lack it. It's a curious matter.
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28th-Oct-2008 01:53 pm (UTC)
I love it, man, you're funny. This is better than any of the other stuff I draw, though I'm still working on a picture of Schrodingr
28th-Oct-2008 02:00 pm (UTC)
Aw, thank you.

Huh, not a fan of Schro but I'd like to see it once you're finished with it. Awesome Rip icon btw. Gotta love that grin.
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31st-Oct-2008 11:45 pm (UTC)
This does make me wonder who cooks for the Major in Hellsing. I can see him forcing Captain or Doc to do it and putting them in frilly aprons (I think there's even fanart of one of them in such a getup).

I like how the Major strikes a dramatic pose to request cocoa. Clearly he is a man who takes his chocolate very seriously.
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